Our Bestsellers: The Wish.co.uk Top 10
Zombie Battle London
Imagine Ray Winstone as a Zombie, wearing a Pearly King outfit and Lambeth Walking towards you. Horrifying isn’t it?
Well, that just two-fifths as frightening as our Zombie Battle London actually is. The Cockney dead have risen form their graves and want your brains to go with their jellied eels. You and you comrades must hunt them, find them and dispatch them.
It’s thrilling, mind-bending and unforgettable – get on board the zombie bus and bash these blighters with your pals.
Zombie Boot Camp
Let’s face it, the zombie apocalypse is fast approaching. Practically every media outlet has confirmed it.
Are you ready to battle the undead masses when they start ringing on your doorbell and eating your fleshy parts? Probably not, so hightail it to Zombie Boot Camp where expert walking cadaver eradicators will train you in finding and destroying these pesky monsters.
Then you’ll head out on our specially designed compound in a battle royale with real (not)live zombies! It’s an experience like no other. Vanquish the zombie menace before it’s too late.
Riot Training Experience
Master the basics of riot control as you enter a full-scale skirmish on the side of the police, and then the agitators!
You’ve read about it and seen the reports, but the only way to get the full experience is to sign up for full throttle Riot Training. Experts in the field will train you in the latest containment and control techniques.
Then you put that training to good use, as you face an angry mob hell bent on destruction. But don’t worry, you get to have a go at that too! At half-time, everyone swaps sides and the rioters become the riotees. It’s the first activity of its kind in the UK, don’t miss it.
Zombie Manor House
What could be scarier than a load of zombies descending on you in an attempt to feast on your flesh? What about if they are domiciled in a creepy old Manor House?
Yes, the last vestiges of proper Englishness have been stricken from this glorious old mansion and zombies have infested like woodworm or lice. And it is up to you to flush out these vermin from beyond the grave and destroy them with complete prejudice.
Really, it’s them or you as you travel room to room and try to seek out these creatures of the night and dispatch them before they escape the main house and infect the servants quarters! And nobody wants that.
Wolfmen
Perhaps the most sinister and precise of all the groovie ghoulies, werewolves are vicious, feral and virtually indestructible.
But don’t let that put you off. You’re the last hope for humanity as you seek out and destroy these lupine lunatics. They combine the viciousness of the common wolf with the smarts and wiles of a human man. So you’ll need all your cunning to find them and administer that fatal silver bullet.
Shooting skills, strategy and pure guile will be needed tom defeat these hairy beasts from hell.
Zombie Shopping Mall
Fight zombies in an abandoned shopping mall!
We've prepared a bespoke, abandoned shopping centre in Reading, sprinkled to the gills with maniacal ZOMBIES lusting for your tender brains..
IIn this spectacular ‘full immersion’ experience, you’ll be briefed and armed by the Police Special Zombie Bashing Unit. They’ll fill you in on the full, unfolding, undead apocalypse that is going down in Reading town. An apocalypse that, for once, you didn’t cause, but will have to try and fix.
SWAT Training Experience
The heart pounding adrenaline rush of battle will be yours to savour as you are trained in full throttle combat by a team of military experts.
You won’t find anything similar this side of Falujah as, after a being drilled and undertaking target practice, you will undertake combat missions to flush out the enemy and save the rest of your comrades.
For a thrilling unique experience, enter the battle zone and sign yourself up for a tour of SWAT training.
Weekend Segway Rally For Two Special Offer
There are many fun things two human beings can do together, many of them quite filthy.
And you are sure to get filthy with this amazing Segway battle royale, as you take on your comrade on a distinctive off-road rally course. Ditches, troughs, trenches and unfortunate badgers will all get schooled as you travel at speed on these two-wheeled marvels.
You know Segways? Those crazy vertical scooters that all the movie stars ride to their premieres. They zip along at quite a clip, they’re pretty maneuverable and they are self-balancing. Which means they can balance themselves! How cool is that! Can you claim to be self-balancing? Not from what I’ve witnessed.
Fun, fun, fun! There will be fun! And grudges that may last a lifetime, as you skirmish thoroughly with a pal on Segways.
Theatre and Dinner For Two
Wow! Is that the man from Holby? Standing next to the lady from the drain advert? It surely is! How can it be?
It be because you’re are in London town’s glittering West End watching a real life, top-notch play. It’s like television come to life or a more expensive film. Except it’s not expensive with this special offer! Plus you get dinner for both of you. No more sitting as your other half stuffs their face while brandishing a plate-protecting fork. Dinner and theatre for two! Save that marriage now!
Bannatyne's Luxury Pamper Day For Two
Have luxury firmly affixed to your lap, with this relaxing, pampering experience for the pair of you.
Your other half always looked good in a robe. It’s everything else they wear that’s the problem. They’ll be robed good and proper as you travel to Bannatyne’s and are indulged in a whole series of swish treatments. Massages, steam rooms, Jacuzzis, saunas and many more lovely things will be at your fingertips and other bodily areas for an entire day.