Monthly Archives: February 2012

How to Break Even in First Class [Infographic]

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If God wanted us to fly he would have given us wings – or *cough* very reasonably priced flying experiences, right. But if God wanted us to fly decently, he would have given us all wings and a free upgrade to first class. Except then we would all be in first class, so they’d have to invent something even more special for the rich people. Maybe titled Omega Class. Then we would all want God to get us in there. Unless you didn’t believe in God at all in which case you shouldn’t be flying anyway. You should be burning in hell. But surely first class travel is just for rich idiots and chinless yahoos with gross family inheritances or perhaps a Faberge egg farm? We’re the ones with the smarts because although we’re back in steerage with a vomiting nun as a seat companion and a pay turnstile on the toilet, we saved skipfulls of cash. Or maybe things just ain’t so straightforward, as this non-moving film or ‘picture’ demonstrates…

‘For Your Eyes Only’ Photo Shoot in the Metro

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One intrepid reporter went searching for the naked truth at our For Your Eyes Only photo shoot. Metro‘s Laura Davis was slightly hesitant to get her kit off in front of the cameras in order to take a series of intimate photographs. But, like everyone who undertakes the experience, she was soon at ease and flinging off accessories as if they were in some way diseased. Read all about Laura’s adventures under cover (or not) and see more of her photos from the day RIGHT HERE. You can buy a voucher for your own shoot here.

Romantic Break For… Three?

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For possibly the first time in the British Isles we’re attempting to show some solidarity with our filthy foreign neighbours, in an experience of supreme sauciness. That’s right, we want to send you a friend and another friend on a delightful weekend away! Together! Yes, that sort of together. The kind of together that occurs when a Mummy and a Daddy love each other very much, so much in fact that they decide to get someone else involved. We’re offering you the chance to break all sorts of taboos at a luxury 5-star resort in the Lake District, featuring champagne and chocolates on arrival, a room decorated with rose petals and fairy lights, followed by a slap up Cumbrian Breakfast the next morning. If you are not too ashamed too eat. You will also receive delicious chocolates, which may break the tension slightly. ‘Oh look, chocolates’, you can say to your companions, ‘that’s nice’ you can add awkwardly, before slowly closing the door and dwelling on what is about to happen. If you haven’t hurled your laptop across the room in blind, morally-outraged fury, this may be the perfect package for you. And you. And also *gasp* you! Enjoy this unique, thoroughly non-British,…

Zombie Boot Camp: Sold Out For Now

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Update: Zombie Boot Camp is now back on sale! Due to overwhelming demand, our Zombie Boot Camp experience is sold out… at least, for now. It seems the British public’s blood-lust for eliminating undead hordes knows no bounds. And who can blame you? Zombie Boot Camp is dead good. In fact it’s undead good! I’m so proud of that zinger, that I am now going to have a lie down. As a result, Zombie Boot Camp is currently booked up for months. What can you, a heavily interested Wish.co.uk patron, do about it? Here are all the answers you need. Q: What are you doing about it? A: Don’t panic – we are working day and night, dusk till dawn, to organise extra dates so you can shoot reanimated types in the Midlands.  Obviously, when we say day and night, we do take time off. Jeremy Kyle isn’t going to watch himself (though we expect that he does). And there’s the regular naps, rest periods and ‘time outs’ that we require. But when we are not doing all those things, we are trying to arrange more Zombie Boot Camp experience days. Q: What can I do in the meantime? A: Sign up to…