Monthly Archives: March 2012

A Once in a Lifetime Downing Street Deal…

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We’re offering big, big savings with this once-in-a-lifetime Downing Street deal!  Shuffling into the voting booth at some inner-city Primary School causing flashbacks to the time you wet yourself in while dressed as a shepherd is an utterly depressing experience. Surely there has got to be a better way? There is! Cash! Sidestep all that… Read more »

Introducing “Zombie Shopping Mall”…

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Update: Zombie Shopping Mall is now sold out. Sorry! Once it was the job of the nation’s elderly to shuffle around shopping centres, smelling a bit odd and having bits drop off them. But there’s a new menace that’s littering the mall. Wombles. Sorry, misread that… we mean ZOMBIES! In our mind-blowingly scary new experience… Read more »

Zombie Shopping Mall in the New York Post

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  Yay, our wondersome Zombies have conquered the Big Apple! As you can see from the cutting above the estimable New York Post (which we are going to assume is the American equivalent of The Times) got quite excited by the thought of our Zombie Shopping Mall. Well, those Yankee Doodles do love malls and… Read more »

Zombie Boot Camp on Fox News

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American broadcaster Fox News usually dedicates their resources into things such as questioning the human heritage of their President and liking Sarah Palin. But it turns out that they also love our Zombie Boot Camp. Despite the fact that they felt it ‘wasn’t for them’, ‘gross’ and ‘I don’t want any part of it’ we could tell… Read more »

Zombie Boot Camp in the Guardian Guide

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  Love for our Zombies turns up all over the place (quite right too, as they are ace). Here’s the handsome and exceptional Ciarán Norris from Stillorgan, Co Dublin, extolling the virtues of our very own Zombie Boot Camp on the pages of the Guardian Guide. He points out its use should there be a Zombie apocalypse… Read more »