Posts By: Dale

Zombie Boot Camp: The Video

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You’ve HEARD about Zombie Boot Camp. You’ve READ about Zombie Boot Camp. You’ve DREAMED of Zombie Boot Camp until the dreams made the inside of your mind raw and caked with gore. Now there are moving images to accompany the fervent fantasies you’ve been brewing. Check out this amazing video by Moysifer all about his zombie experience day and the brave undead battling he embarked on…. And read all about his thoughts RIGHT HERE. Got absolutely no idea what we are going on about and the confusion is leaving you angry and baffled? We don’t blame you! Then read all about our various zombie endeavours below: Zombie Boot Camp Mall: HERE, HERE Zombie Shopping Mall: HERE, HERE Zombie Manor House: HERE, HERE Surely you too could be fighting, rumbling and swearing at the living dead, just like Moysifer and his merry pals. And stay tuned for more exciting zombie news that will be hitting Wish.co.uk very soon!

A Once in a Lifetime Downing Street Deal…

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We’re offering big, big savings with this once-in-a-lifetime Downing Street deal!  Shuffling into the voting booth at some inner-city Primary School causing flashbacks to the time you wet yourself in while dressed as a shepherd is an utterly depressing experience. Surely there has got to be a better way? There is! Cash! Sidestep all that ridiculous talking, petitioning and offering a lucid argument nonsense that completely clogs up our democratic process. Cut out the red tape through the use of white hot dosh. In this very exclusive, limited time offer, for a small *cough* “donation” of – let’s say £250,000 – you can actually get inside 10 Downing Street, and next door to Number 11 for slightly less. ‘That’s too much’ I hear you cry into your Quavers. Don’t worry, packages for all cheapskates are available: £10,000 – The ‘Regional Mayor’ A Polaroid of you and your pleading face will be slipped under the door of a random government official including a four word message stating your case. £50,000 – The ‘Middling CEO’ A junior minister will sit next to you at the event of your choice (rugby match, pantomime, peep show) for a period of eight minutes, nodding sagely…

Introducing “Zombie Shopping Mall”…

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Update: Zombie Shopping Mall is now sold out. Sorry! 🙁 Once it was the job of the nation’s elderly to shuffle around shopping centres, smelling a bit odd and having bits drop off them. But there’s a new menace that’s littering the mall. Wombles. Sorry, misread that… we mean ZOMBIES! In our mind-blowingly scary new experience – Zombie Shopping Mall – you’ll be dropped into a spooky abandoned shopping centre in Reading. There you will go from floor to floor, battling zombies who have infiltrated the site (don’t mix the zombies up with the lifeless, indolent types who work in nearby Top Shop.). What’ll I Be Up Against? You and your team will receive full training from the assigned police unit, advising you the best way to dispatch your scabby enemies. Then you’ll tackle these groaning deadbeats face to face, in a movie-like experience, unfolding in real time, where your decision affect the outcome. After this, you and your comrades face these shuffling beasts alone, in what is known as a ‘run and gun’ experience. You’ll need nerves of steel, a will of iron and brains of titanium to successfully fend off this legion of gentlemen and ladies who used to be…

Zombie Shopping Mall in the New York Post

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  Yay, our wondersome Zombies have conquered the Big Apple! As you can see from the cutting above the estimable New York Post (which we are going to assume is the American equivalent of The Times) got quite excited by the thought of our Zombie Shopping Mall. Well, those Yankee Doodles do love malls and malt shops and drive-ins – if the movies are to be believed.  

Zombie Boot Camp on Fox News

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American broadcaster Fox News usually dedicates their resources into things such as questioning the human heritage of their President and liking Sarah Palin. But it turns out that they also love our Zombie Boot Camp. Despite the fact that they felt it ‘wasn’t for them’, ‘gross’ and ‘I don’t want any part of it’ we could tell that behind the fear they were dying to head to Droitwich and embark on some zombie bashing. Take that liberal media! And if that has given you the urge to bash some zombies, get some more info HERE.

Zombie Boot Camp in the Guardian Guide

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  Love for our Zombies turns up all over the place (quite right too, as they are ace). Here’s the handsome and exceptional Ciarán Norris from Stillorgan, Co Dublin, extolling the virtues of our very own Zombie Boot Camp on the pages of the Guardian Guide. He points out its use should there be a Zombie apocalypse and manages to get a sly political dig in there (well it is the Guardian). Read the whole thing RIGHT HERE And if you fancy a bit of that yourself, then we urge you to head OVER HERE.

‘For Your Eyes Only’ Photo Shoot in the Metro

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One intrepid reporter went searching for the naked truth at our For Your Eyes Only photo shoot. Metro‘s Laura Davis was slightly hesitant to get her kit off in front of the cameras in order to take a series of intimate photographs. But, like everyone who undertakes the experience, she was soon at ease and flinging off accessories as if they were in some way diseased. Read all about Laura’s adventures under cover (or not) and see more of her photos from the day RIGHT HERE. You can buy a voucher for your own shoot here.

Romantic Break For… Three?

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For possibly the first time in the British Isles we’re attempting to show some solidarity with our filthy foreign neighbours, in an experience of supreme sauciness. That’s right, we want to send you a friend and another friend on a delightful weekend away! Together! Yes, that sort of together. The kind of together that occurs when a Mummy and a Daddy love each other very much, so much in fact that they decide to get someone else involved. We’re offering you the chance to break all sorts of taboos at a luxury 5-star resort in the Lake District, featuring champagne and chocolates on arrival, a room decorated with rose petals and fairy lights, followed by a slap up Cumbrian Breakfast the next morning. If you are not too ashamed too eat. You will also receive delicious chocolates, which may break the tension slightly. ‘Oh look, chocolates’, you can say to your companions, ‘that’s nice’ you can add awkwardly, before slowly closing the door and dwelling on what is about to happen. If you haven’t hurled your laptop across the room in blind, morally-outraged fury, this may be the perfect package for you. And you. And also *gasp* you! Enjoy this unique, thoroughly non-British,…

Zombie Boot Camp: Sold Out For Now

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Update: Zombie Boot Camp is now back on sale! Due to overwhelming demand, our Zombie Boot Camp experience is sold out… at least, for now. It seems the British public’s blood-lust for eliminating undead hordes knows no bounds. And who can blame you? Zombie Boot Camp is dead good. In fact it’s undead good! I’m so proud of that zinger, that I am now going to have a lie down. As a result, Zombie Boot Camp is currently booked up for months. What can you, a heavily interested Wish.co.uk patron, do about it? Here are all the answers you need. Q: What are you doing about it? A: Don’t panic – we are working day and night, dusk till dawn, to organise extra dates so you can shoot reanimated types in the Midlands.  Obviously, when we say day and night, we do take time off. Jeremy Kyle isn’t going to watch himself (though we expect that he does). And there’s the regular naps, rest periods and ‘time outs’ that we require. But when we are not doing all those things, we are trying to arrange more Zombie Boot Camp experience days. Q: What can I do in the meantime? A: Sign up to…

Zombie Boot Camp in the Metro

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  Plucky reporter Jill Reilly faced the horrors of our Zombie Boot Camp for Metro and lived to tell the tale… Despite failing to engage her weapon and being generally disturbed by the whole zombie mayhem thing, she survived the ordeal and needed to tell the world all about here exploits, as she did  RIGHT HERE. After you’ve read about the fine, thrilling time she had, have a crack at it yourself HERE.