Dates. The endless, vile. pointless tyranny of dates.
I mean, who really knows what the actual date is? Back in the old days, do you think they were keeping such a tight grip on that sort of thing?
‘What year is it? 1126?’
‘I thought it was 1304’
‘Oh really? I’ll go with that then. I’ve got the plague anyway, so who cares?’
That was a typical conversation undertaken by illuminated calendar makers back in the Dark Ages. Depressing isn’t it?
Which is why, here at Wish.co.uk, we can never understand why we all have to wait until the end of the year to get our hands on a bumptious and sublime new calendar, with that refreshing new calendar smell. UMMMMMMMMMMMMM. I can’t get enough of it.
I mean, what’s the point? If those bumpkins from earlier weren’t keeping a handle of these this stuff then it could easily be 2017, 2155 or 2499 in reality. Yes, we could be in the future, which may explain why I have all this foil attached to me.
So why not DOWNLOAD and DISPLAY this exciting new date-gorged enterprise from us. It’s a NEW calendar you can start using right now and which will run all the way through to roughly a similar time next year (give and take a bit, we’re not perfect, that’s why you love us). And there are interesting facts, figures and recipes all the way through it. (Oh I’m being told we had to take the recipes out for hygiene reasons).
So never again suffer the disappointment of cracking open an unwanted calendar on Christmas morn, featuring a soap star or ‘Soups of the World’. Just use your great new Wish.co.uk calendar of fun and whip that other one down to Cash Converters pronto!