Posts Categorized: Competitions

Win Fantastic Wish.co.uk Prizes With Fanta!

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  Do you want to win amazing, once in a lifetime prizes? Oh you don’t. I wasn’t really expecting that. Most people… Oh! You were joking! You are quite a card aren’t you? No wonder your life partner is so attractive, with a sense of humour like that. Of course you want to win these magnificent, life-lubricating prizes, especially when you hear that Fanta is involved. That’s right, Fanta, your favourite ever beverage. Slow down and stop clawing at my shins and ankles! I’m about to tell you how you can enter. Simply buy a special promotional pack of Orange, Orange Zero or Fruit Twist Fanta, find the unique code and then enter the code on the Fanta website over at www.fanta.co.uk/fanta100 Then two whole winners will be drawn in a completely random way (I have seen the photos and, boy oh boy, is it ever random) every day from now until July 7th 2014. And at what time of the day will the drawings take place? The only time that makes sense: afternoons. Or perhaps mornings. Actually I don’t know, they won’t let me into that part of the building. And the things you can win, you ask? Things so wondrous…

Win An Omlet Gift In Our Mother’s Day Competition

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Everyone has a mother. Unless you are a cyborg. Are you a cyborg? Because if you are, and I ask, you have to tell me. That’s the law. Ok, fine, you’re not a cyborg. Soon it will be Mother’s Day. Literally the Day of the Mothers. A time to reflect and regard mothers of all varieties. Except the really bad ones. Let’s try to keep them out of it. They don’t deserve a day. But what can you possibly give to your mother that she hasn’t already given to you? If she’s anything like my mum, she’ll constantly remind you that she provided the gift of life. ‘Here Mum, I got you some chocolates.’ ‘That’s nice, though I gave you the gift of life.’ ‘Hi Mum, here’s that Catherine Cookson box-set you asked for.’ ‘Great. Nearly as great as the gift of life I gave you.’ ‘Bitcoins?’ ‘Gift of life.’ You can’t really win. But, rather than the gift of life (which would be impractical and strange) what about giving your mother the gift of a lifetime? Or, even better, entering a competition where you might win the gift of a lifetime? Yes, you’re right, that is even better. Thanks…

Win Prizes With ME, No Not Me, ME!

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  Do you possess the hankering to win a plethora of delicious, partially inedible prizes? Of course you are! You’re only human. Unless you are one of those super-intelligent dolphins I keep reading about, in which case I don’t want any trouble, just take what you want and leave me alone and please don’t train that blowhole mounted sniper rifle on me. For all of you non-aquatic sea-life assassins out there, we have teamed up with ME to literally give you prizes, in a competition themed event of galactic proportions. And the winning could not be easier. Remember those cheap games you received from unloved relatives at Christmas where you had to get ball-bearings into a clown’s face? Remember how easy it was? This is easier. Just head over to the ME website which is situated RIGHT HERE and win instant prizes every day. Everything from afternoon tea in a number of increasingly quaint locations to Supercar driving experiences to nipping up the Shard coupled with a delightful lunch. All could be yours at the tweaking of a mouse. Or, if you insist, go look up @MobileEnergy on popular micro-blogging site Twitter and use the hashtag #JoinmeHere for more info. Oh…

Win a Supercar Experience!

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  I know exactly what you’re thinking in that beautifully shaped noggin of yours: yes, I want to drive an amazingly fancy Supercar and no, I don’t want to pay a penny for the privilege you neck-cyst possessing weirdo dingy-nut. Firstly, how do you know about my cyst/boat thing? And secondly, of course you don’t and do! And we can help you achieve this through the medium of a gambit, tontine or competition, with our wonderful new friends over at Carrentals.co.uk, the only place to go to compare car rental prices. If you are comparing car rental prices anywhere else, then you are wrong. Just head to this page HERE or blast on over to this FACEBOOK page, which is some sort of new website I’ve just heard all about and enter. And who knows, you could be zipping around the track in the Supercar of your dreams, the dreams where you are driving a Supercar, not the dream where you marry a Supercar, move to Tenby and open a Planet of the Apes themed bed and breakfast establishment. You have until midnight on Sunday the 26th of January 2014 to get your details seen and accepted. If you win you’ll get…

Gamers: Win a Driving Experience…

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You’ve stung around corners in your Bravado Gauntlet while playing GTA5. You’ve torn up some city streets in your M1A2 Abrams in COD: Ghosts. You’ve probably driven through a barn and emerged covered in hay and chickens while trying to conquer The Dukes of Hazzard: Racing For Home for the PS1. I sincerely hope so. There is an amazing hidden screen where Daisy and Boss Hogg… actually never mind, we’re getting off track. So why am I shouting at you about video games and vehicles and startlingly short hot pants? Because we love you and because we want to send some dedicated gamers out there to get a taste of metal, petrol and guns (paintball) in the real world. All you have to do, using the exciting competition mechanics you see below, is tell us which of the following you would like to do the most. We will randomly select one entry at random once the competition has expired and then that person will be sent off on the vehicular adventure of their dreams (i.e. the one they picked, they can’t spend the night with KITT from Knight Rider or anything). So what’s on offer? Which of these is the…

Take Advantage of Our National Elf Service!

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Turkey Twizzlers. Eggnog flavoured Malibu. Standing outside an all-night garage at 11.59pm on December 24th and pleading with the man inside to sell you that Neil Sedaka compilation CD from behind the counter that he actually brought from home. Christmas has many wonderful traditions. But as you may be aware, one Christmas tradition is about to be mercilessly ripped from before our eyes in a way that is neither festive or particularly jolly. For the first time since the Nativity, the film that typifies Christmas more than any other, Elf, will no longer be shown on terrestrial screens but has been snatched, Grinch style, by Sky, so it can now only be viewed by satellite dish owning Millionaires and those on remand. We’ve taken legal advice, but incredibly it seems there’s no law against it. Not even a European one. But then we remembered that in our Wiltshire bunker constructed for any occurrences connected to the Rapture, Ragnarok or a Zombie Uprising, we do have an ‘Emergency Crimbo Contingency Pack’ nestled in the lower quarters. This consists of some powdered turkey, a bauble,a collapsible Yule Log and 50 copies of Elf on DVD. In the spirit of giving and cross-promotion…

Win a Horsey Murder Book!

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Are you a fan of winning free things, intrigue and tiny little men in colourful costumes? Yes, of course you are! Then do we have a fabulous free giveaway, prize-abundant competition type thrill-vent (a new word I just invented to signify a thrilling event – please don’t steal it, I have trademarked it and I am very litigious. Oh? Don’t believe me? Just try it, go on, I dare you?). We have ten stupendous copies of the new racing thriller After the Fall by champion jockey A.P. McCoy for you readers to win, thanks to the lovely men and women at Orion Books. In this first novel by the racing legend, a young hotshot jockey, packed to the hilt with his own demons and issues tries to claw his way to the top of the racing game while trying to seek revenge on the people responsible for his father’s downfall. Yoinks! Now there’s an intriguing prospect. But before you all dash to Amazon and download it to your Kindle Fire using the one-step checkout process, here’s a chance to get it completely free and with no strong attached at all. Honestly. Nothing. Despite the… No, not even that. I’ve just…

Trick or Treat… and Win With Dr Pepper!

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Want to win something either hideously diabolical, or else exquisitely lovely-fied? Those are the choices with our fiendish new prize draw which we have devised with out good and bubbly friends over at Dr Pepper. It’s your typical Trick or Treat challenge, so synonymous with this time of year. For instance, in our first instalment, which will get drawn on October 28th, all you have to do is answer a simple question and enter the draw. Then, if selected, you could either get a delightful Deluxe Afternoon Tea at 17 locations all over the place. Or else you could be driven deep beneath the tunnels under Waterloo Station and face the horrors of our Zombie Blitz 1940, where dead World War II German soldiers will be all up in your grill. You see, one is a trick and one is a treat. But what might be a treat or some will be a trick for others and you have NO POWER over the decision. There will be more draws in upcoming weeks, to thoroughly celebrate this season of right spookiness. Head over to the Dr Pepper Facebook page RIGHT HERE to find out more and enter the draw. And to…

Win Goodies with YouTube’s Daily Mix!

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We are already enormous fans of  beauty, make-up and fashion stalwarts the Daily Mix. Whenever we’re not down the newsagents buying the latest edition of ‘Service Devices of Downton Abbey’ magazine (there was a free novelty mangle), we are watching their glamourising tips over on their YouTube channel, featuring YouTube superstars such as Pixiwoo, Tanya Burr, Ruth Crilly and more. So we are excited beyond all rational belief to be part of their Daily Mix Giveaway Extravagnaza! You can win two amazing Wish.co.uk Dove Spa Day tickets as well as a staggering array of other prizes including watches, scarves, cosmetics and much and many more! To enter the competition (and for full terms and conditions) head over to the Daily Mix YouTube compartment RIGHT HERE and do what you are told by the lovely Lily Pebbles and Anna from Vivianna Does Makeup.   You just need to subscribe to Daily Mix and leave a comment telling them which is your favourite item. Which should be ours, obviously. For more on our Dove Spa Day, have a butchers at it OVER HERE. And good luck!

Win “Zombie Boot Camp” Shooting Targets!

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It’s the perfect prize for the zombie loving man, woman or pet in your life. Ideal decoration for any squat or historic manor house, these exclusive zombie targets signs are great for visual display or for your preparations in regards to the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Simply attach these targets to a wall or standing surface, then jump about pretending you have a gun, taking aim and making a ‘piow-piow’ noise with your mouth. Or just stand back and admire their obvious beauty. The gruesome zombie doctor and zombie machete owner and the other one come from Zombie Boot Camp. They are made from some sort of material and are definitely a certain size. How to Enter The Competition Just follow us at @WISHCOUK and hit this here button… Tweet …and retweet our desperate pleas. Do all that stuff by midnight on June 14 2013 and these tremendous artefacts can be yours. For added incentive, we are happy to sign these items with the name of a fictional zombie celebrity of your choice. Frankenstein, that one off the Walking Dead, Evil Dead lady… just let us know and we’ll scrawl something on there. So don’t just sit there drinking that cheap Mexican brandy – head…