American broadcaster Fox News usually dedicates their resources into things such as questioning the human heritage of their President and liking Sarah Palin. But it turns out that they also love our Zombie Boot Camp. Despite the fact that they felt it ‘wasn’t for them’, ‘gross’ and ‘I don’t want any part of it’ we could tell that behind the fear they were dying to head to Droitwich and embark on some zombie bashing. Take that liberal media! And if that has given you the urge to bash some zombies, get some more info HERE.
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One intrepid reporter went searching for the naked truth at our For Your Eyes Only photo shoot. Metro‘s Laura Davis was slightly hesitant to get her kit off in front of the cameras in order to take a series of intimate photographs. But, like everyone who undertakes the experience, she was soon at ease and flinging off accessories as if they were in some way diseased. Read all about Laura’s adventures under cover (or not) and see more of her photos from the day RIGHT HERE. You can buy a voucher for your own shoot here.
For possibly the first time in the British Isles we’re attempting to show some solidarity with our filthy foreign neighbours, in an experience of supreme sauciness. That’s right, we want to send you a friend and another friend on a delightful weekend away! Together! Yes, that sort of together. The kind of together that occurs when a Mummy and a Daddy love each other very much, so much in fact that they decide to get someone else involved. We’re offering you the chance to break all sorts of taboos at a luxury 5-star resort in the Lake District, featuring champagne and chocolates on arrival, a room decorated with rose petals and fairy lights, followed by a slap up Cumbrian Breakfast the next morning. If you are not too ashamed too eat. You will also receive delicious chocolates, which may break the tension slightly. ‘Oh look, chocolates’, you can say to your companions, ‘that’s nice’ you can add awkwardly, before slowly closing the door and dwelling on what is about to happen. If you haven’t hurled your laptop across the room in blind, morally-outraged fury, this may be the perfect package for you. And you. And also *gasp* you! Enjoy this unique, thoroughly non-British,…
Update: Zombie Boot Camp is now back on sale! Due to overwhelming demand, our Zombie Boot Camp experience is sold out… at least, for now. It seems the British public’s blood-lust for eliminating undead hordes knows no bounds. And who can blame you? Zombie Boot Camp is dead good. In fact it’s undead good! I’m so proud of that zinger, that I am now going to have a lie down. As a result, Zombie Boot Camp is currently booked up for months. What can you, a heavily interested Wish.co.uk patron, do about it? Here are all the answers you need. Q: What are you doing about it? A: Don’t panic – we are working day and night, dusk till dawn, to organise extra dates so you can shoot reanimated types in the Midlands. Obviously, when we say day and night, we do take time off. Jeremy Kyle isn’t going to watch himself (though we expect that he does). And there’s the regular naps, rest periods and ‘time outs’ that we require. But when we are not doing all those things, we are trying to arrange more Zombie Boot Camp experience days. Q: What can I do in the meantime? A: Sign up to…
Plucky reporter Jill Reilly faced the horrors of our Zombie Boot Camp for Metro and lived to tell the tale… Despite failing to engage her weapon and being generally disturbed by the whole zombie mayhem thing, she survived the ordeal and needed to tell the world all about here exploits, as she did RIGHT HERE. After you’ve read about the fine, thrilling time she had, have a crack at it yourself HERE.
Swimsuit season has not been kind to us here at Wish.co.uk. We simply can’t believe how out of shape we’ve become and now that new beachwear we purchased for our big trip to the Canaries now appears mis-shapen and vindictive. But our shattered confidence received a much needed boost by news that we had made the shortlist for the Real Business Future 50 award, in conjunction with Red Bull. As you will all be aware, the Future 50 list chronicles Britain’s most promising and exciting startups. And we are one of them! Sadly our celebrations involved a case of Cava and an industrial sized tub of Nutella, so joy was short-lived. See a full list of the companies short-listed RIGHT HERE.