As my fiancee shouts at me every morning, ‘Wedding is just one letter away from weeding.”
I have no idea what she means by this and I think that’s why the relationship works. A baffling coupling based on confusion and wrong-footedness. And when that special day comes and we finally confirm our nuptials, I’m sure we’ll perform it in a particularly exasperating way. Perhaps with one us dressed as a Victorian urchin and the other as Mr. T as oompah music blares. We’re just those kinds of people.
But we are not alone in wanting to start our married life in a unique and exceptional way. All across the planet, couples are pledging their troth in a staggering amount of peculiar ways, with some of the most bizarre displayed in the lovely illustration which lives below these words.
And if you want this delightful artefact for your own devices then simply help yourself to code at the bottom of the page and have at it.