Want to work as a zombie? Audition this Thursday at Pineapple Studios: bit.ly/KxdoWR
— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) June 26, 2012
Zombie Auditions: The Movie
Here’s what happened on the day…
(The video’s also available on YouTube, if that’s your thing)
Prospective ghouls, caked in what only can be described as gory stuff, came from as far as Hull in an attempt to catch the judges’ eye with their diseased goings-on. And we were stunned by the attention to detail and unattractive smotherings that these dedicated fans of the non-living came up with.
We were completely overwhelmed by the excellence and enthusiasm of everyone that took part, especially when 50 or so of the stinking, rotting beasts took a bit of a stroll to a very understanding Soho pub and scared the Dickens out of tourists and disgruntled office workers alike.
But now the auditions are complete we have the highly difficult task of selecting the perfect zombie for the job. Someone who displays all the perfect attributes required in a living dead employee.
The calculations are currently occurring – so WATCH THIS SPACE FOR FURTHER NEWS…