Update: Zombie Boot Camp is now back on sale!
Due to overwhelming demand, our Zombie Boot Camp experience is sold out… at least, for now.
It seems the British public’s blood-lust for eliminating undead hordes knows no bounds.
And who can blame you? Zombie Boot Camp is dead good. In fact it’s undead good! I’m so proud of that zinger, that I am now going to have a lie down.
As a result, Zombie Boot Camp is currently booked up for months. What can you, a heavily interested Wish.co.uk patron, do about it? Here are all the answers you need.
Q: What are you doing about it?
A: Don’t panic – we are working day and night, dusk till dawn, to organise extra dates so you can shoot reanimated types in the Midlands.
Obviously, when we say day and night, we do take time off. Jeremy Kyle isn’t going to watch himself (though we expect that he does). And there’s the regular naps, rest periods and ‘time outs’ that we require.
But when we are not doing all those things, we are trying to arrange more Zombie Boot Camp experience days.
Q: What can I do in the meantime?
A: Sign up to our super-duper, mega-fantastic waiting list ASAP.
Click here to be whisked away to a page where you can give us all your sexy, thrilling details.
As soon as soon extra slots are available, we’ll get in touch pronto.
Q: I’ve already bought vouchers but haven’t booked yet. What about me?
A: We suggest you get moving! Spaces are flying out the door faster than Usain Bolt with the trots. Decide on a date, then check your vouchers for booking details.
Rest assured we’ll fit everybody in – but the sooner you book, the more likely you are to get the dates you want.
Q: Sorry, I just stumbled across this blog while looking for pictures of cats with things on their heads. What is this “Zombie Boot Camp” that you speak of?
A: You haven’t heard? Have you been living in a cave? Ok, you can get the skinny on our tremendous Zombie blasting Boot Camp madness right here:
- Metro: Boot Camp for Zombie Invasion
- FHM: Zombie Boot Camp review
- Pocket Lint: How I Survived a Zombie Attack
- Newslite: Zombie Boot Camp teaches zombie-survival skills
- CNet: How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse
- Digital Spy: Zombie Boot Camp Course Launches in UK
- Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: Typhoid Mary & A Tree in Disneyland
It was also featured on radio (Capitol Radio, South African radio) and in newspapers from as far away as Portugal ond Jakarta.
So don’t fret fans of Zombie slaying, soon all your undead creature mashing dreams will be fulfilled. And remember, get on that waiting list pronto!