Treat yourself to one of our sporting gifts, or get your sport-mad family member or friend a gift they’ll love. Armchair football supporters will be thrilled to own a share in their favourite club: the pack includes a sexy share certificate that will look just dandy framed and hanging in the loo.

That way all your mates will be forced to ponder your superior dedication to the game while they’re relieving themselves. That’ll teach ‘em. Snooker loopy guys and girls can get some serious practice and professional tuition thanks to a World Snooker coach: this full-day experience takes place in Sheffield, and it also includes two free tickets to the Masters, the Welsh Open, the World Open or the UK Championship.

You can’t say fairer than that! If you’re looking to improve your swing, a day’s golfing and a session with a PGA pro tutor will be right up your alley. You’ll even get to use some hi-tech golfing tuition tools such as Explanar, a funny disc thing that you stand inside for practice. It will teach you to improve the angle of your swing: ideal if you’re too upright or too flat. In golf terms, I mean.