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Luxury Mile High Club Experience

Love is in the air! Join Britain's first luxury Mile High Club in your own private jet...
£4,999
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  • Get rude at altitude in your own private jet!
  • Complimentary chocolates, champagne and innuendo on request
  • Your choice of music (provided it’s Barry White)
  • Yes, it's real :)
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We quote for each booking on an individual basis. Prices start at £4,999 for our basic package. Please contact us to get your custom quote!



There's something sexy about air travel. Whether it’s the shape of the fuselage, the legal fabric restraints or the complimentary sparkling wine, nothing gets our mojos working quite like it.

Alas, acting on these urges while airborne can be problematic. Do so in 'Economy' and you're likely to elicit the most ferocious of frowns from fellow passengers.

Worse, furtive trips to the bathroom with your beau can carry legal repercussions - unless your tryst is officially sanctioned.

Good news: you may now fulfil those filthy flying fantasies without *cough* flying continental! We have got our mitts on a selection of executive jets and we're gearing up to offer your very own private airborne erotic event.

Yes, we are inviting you to join our luxury Mile High Club!

What happens on the day?

After enjoying some time in the VIP lounge, you’ll be met at the airstrip (phwoar!) by our pilot. He's certified (by us) as the most discreet pilot currently employed in British aviation.

After the standard air safety briefing, your mighty sky horse will become air borne and you'll receive Champagne and chocolates. As soon as the plane has reached the magical height required by international aviation law for nookie - 5,280 feet - you’re good to go wild.

You'll have the cabin to yourself to use as you please. Require silky pillows, luxurious linen with an erotically high thread count, soft lighting and scattered rose petals? We're happy to make arrangements - just ask when you contact us for your quote. Catering for two people is included, as is access to the complimentary bar.

You'll be free to cavort and consort to your heart’s content. Imagine! The people of Hampshire will have absolutely no idea the things you are getting up to above their heads!

You’ll have around an hour in the air to commit as many unnatural acts as you wish, before returning to your seats for landing and an awkward silence.

Once back on the ground, you’ll get the chance to have your picture taken with the pilot, provided you can look him in the eye without blushing.

Sign up and take your ‘how’s your father’ a whole mile further.

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FAQs

Q: Is this real?

A: YES! So real it hurts, if that’s what you are into. Hot on the (stiletto) heels of our Romantic Break for Three, we've secured a fleet of love jets flown by expert (read: broad-minded) flying aces.

Q: Who can book the experience?

A: Any two consenting adults (18+) of either gender. Unlike some well-known MPs, we are completely open minded.

Q: Is it like "International Waters"? Can you get up to anything up there?

A: Just because you’re sky high doesn’t mean you can distribute bootleg Kung Fu Panda DVDs or start a Ponzi scheme. Everything needs to be legal, as well as sexy.

Q: What about the pilot?

A: Don’t worry - our pilot has seen and heard it all before. We're guessing he used to work the Newcastle/Magaluf route for a rival airline.

Q: Are adult toys cleared for in-air use?

A: Yes. Just remember that all electronic devices must be switched off for take off and landing.

Q: Will this qualify for Virgin Atlantic air miles?

A: Unfortunately not - although we understand that Richard Branson is a Mile High Club member.

Q: What if I get up there and realise I’ve made a horrible mistake?

A: Then you’ll enjoy a beautiful, relaxing aerial tour of the glorious English countryside from a perspective rarely realised. Historic forts and follies will be visible, ancient standing stones will be identified and you can revel in the sight of rolling hills and sumptuous valleys.

Honestly, if you aren't feeling frisky once airborne, no one will judge. Besides, who's to know?

Q: How long does it last?

A: Well that depends on how tenderly your… wait, you mean the flight? It’s roughly one hour in the air. Or in this case, smooooothly one hour. Extended flight times can be arranged upon request - just ask!

Q: Do I need to pay extra for baggage?

A: Only if it's emotional baggage.

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Terms & Conditions

This experience departs and arrives at a private airport (multiple UK locations are available) and includes handling fees plus access to the VIP lounge.

This experience is available on any weekday and weekends are available at a supplement. Please note that the date is subject to availability at the time of booking.

This experience will last one hour unless you request longer, in which case the price will increase accordingly. The flight will be around the South Coast, unless you require a different route.

The exact aircraft you fly will be subject to availability but, for example, could include a light jet, such as a Beechcraft Premier I or a Cessna Citation CJ2 six seater.

Catering for two people will be provided, plus you'll have access to a complementary bar.

You must be aged 18 and over to take part in this experience.