It might be small, but it’s perfectly formed. Be the envy of your friends and well-wishers as you test drive the classic MINI Cooper S.

Since it was snapped up by BMW and restyled into a modern day marvel, MINI’s have made a Rick Astley type resurgence. No longer the cars of district nurses and shepherds, now everyone loves and envies MINIs.

You get to push this tiny terror to its limits as you plough around a track of your choice in four convenient locations. Convenient because they have a racetrack attached to them. And not one of those racetracks that are on fire. This is non-burning one.

On arrival, a professional car instructor will brief you on the does and don’ts of MINI maneuvering. Such as ‘do turn the wheel to change direction’ and ‘don’t add your own ‘cool stripes’ to the car with Tipp-ex’. Then you’ll be kitted out with dashing and necessary safety gear (you’ll know why when it happens).

Then you’ll hit the track and push your new MINI companion to its very limits. Recreate your favourite moments from the film The Italian Job (the first one, not the remake). Like that great scene in the prison with Noel Coward. Or all the parts with Benny Hill in them. Everyone loves your Benny Hill. Go on, do it for the nice people.

Exploit your chance to motor round a real, live racing circuit in this classic cool vehicle: the MINI Cooper S