Roads are for sissies, pansies and herbal tea sipping rice cake munchers. Aggressively take life by the throat and shake it like a wet Slanket with this 4x4 off-road driving experience.

On a specially designed course speckled with natural and man-made obstacles, you’ll push your 4x4 vehicle to its limits. There will be big puddles, mud filled trenches, slippery hills and sheer, terrifying drops. And that’s just the walk from the car park.

After expert instruction guidance from a driving professional, you’ll be taken out to be shown how it should be done. Pay attention. Your instructor knows what they are doing. Don’t drift off that way that you do and start thinking about new soup varieties. What is it with you and soup? The man’s giving you life-saving instruction and you’re wondering if pea goes with pumpkin.

Then, once all the instruction has sunk in, you’ll be given the reins of your new four-wheeled friend. And off you go through the dirt and the bumps and the gravel. Maybe it will help your own driving? Or maybe it will help your vacuuming skills for reasons unclear at this time. But will come to you in a wild burst of inspiration in around 13 years time.

Push your driving abilities to the limits and discover what it’s like to drive through a really big puddle with this excellent 4x4 off-road experience.