I bet you’ve watched rallying on the telly and thought ‘that looks dead easy, they’re just joyriding in the woods’. Now you get the chance see if you’re a natural with this Rally Car Driving experience.

You’ll get a chance to drive and muddy up either a Subaru WRX or a Mitsubishi Evo, which are like proper grown-up rally vehicles. Then a certified expert instructor will show you the ropes. This tends to be ‘don’t drive into tress and watch out for badgers’.

Once all that safety nonsense is out the way, you’ll get to go berserk behind the wheel yourself. You’ll get four laps to show the world: ‘You see, I could have made it as a rally driver. Why did I become a rally navigator? I wasted my life.’ After the rallying you will receive a driving certificate and a handshake, or possibly a stern shake of the head, from your instructor.

And then you’ll get to drive home. And it won’t feel the same. Nothing will feel the same. You’ll miss the bumps, you’ll miss the foliage. You’ll curse the car stereo that’s tuned to Heart. But that’s ok, you can always order another Rally Car Driving Thrill day. Or ask for one for Christmas. Or Easter. Or Whitsun.

If you are a bone fide thrill junkie, or if there’s one in the room with you, take the plunge with this unique and exhilarating Rally Car Driving experience.