What Happens on The Day?

There will be three training phases. Each one about 40 minutes long or, if you prefer, a standard episode of the Rockford Files minus eight minutes.

(We run on Standard Rockford Time here. Yes, we’re mavericks.)

Mission #1: Combat Tactics

"Contact drills" and "fire & manoeuvre" tactics will no longer be mere headlines in Soldier of Fortune magazine - you'll be learning these gun toting techniques pronto.

And they're essential for zombie survival, as undead, groaning nasties edge towards you, as if you’re in the car park after a Meatloaf concert.

You’ll also be coached in use of both semi-automatic and fully automatic airsoft assault rifles.

Mission #2: Unarmed Combat

Oh no, your ammo has run out!

Now all you have is your ever-dampening boiler suit for protection from the zombie hordes. Maybe the smell will deter them. (It won’t.)

But you do have two solid fighting tools right there on the end of your wrists. I’m talking about your hands, your mitts, your fleshy human trowels.

You’ll be taught how to poke, punch and pinch your way to zombie annihilation.

Mission #3: Sniper Skills

But what if you’re a scaredy cat who only enjoys tackling zombies from far away, with a big gun? You’ll be looking forward to our sniper training.

You’ll be given a high-powered telescopic rifle and static targets to practice with. But you'll need multiple accurate shots to take down your stinking, shuffling zombie foes – and that’s fine as you have a whole Rockford minus eight to practice.

You might think the sniper training will be satisfaction enough. But there’s more!

The Final Mission

Once trained and filled with an urge to fight zombies, you’ll move to ‘mission phase’.

Mission Phase isn’t a failed space-themed nightclub just outside Crewe - it’s the final part of your zombie survival experience.

You'll enter the zombie lair, bringing together all the tactics you've learned to clear rooms of the reanimated rogues.

“Look out, Geoff from accounts. There’s one there!”

“Got him, Nigel from sales! Behind you, Tina from the HR department!”

“I’m not in HR anymore – I moved over to project management, but thanks for the heads up. Take that, filthy zombie man!”

These are just some of the phrases you may hear. And your team will be bonded like the head of a student to a traffic cone. Which, as we all know, is very bonded indeed.

Companionship, growing zombie hatred, basic killing skills. All these wonderful life-enhancing attributes will be revealed to you with this tremendous, thrilling, monster-thumping zombie battle experience day.

FAQs

Where is the Zombie Battle Experience and how do I get there?

It's in magical Milton Keynes, a brief 30 minute train ride from London's fashionable "Euston station" district.

You can also reach the experience by car (the postcode is MK17 0RF).

Is it available on this particular date?

Zombie Battle Experience is available every weekend from March 2012 onwards, plus selected weekday evenings.

To book a specific date, order your ticket now & you'll receive a unique activation code. This let's you choose the date you want to take part.

How many people can take part?

You can book for any number of people you like: from just one person through to a group of 36. On the day, there will be up to 36 people taking part.

Do you take group bookings?

Some things are more fun in groups. We think Zombie Battle Experience is one of them.

You can book for as many people as you like - just update the 'Quantity' field up top next to "Add to Basket".

When does it run?

The Zombie Battle Experience runs March - December on selected weekday nights and weekends.

What time does it start and finish?

Sessions run at these times: 10am – 1pm, 2pm – 5pm and evenings 8pm – 11pm (we hope to offer a midnight session soon from midnight – 3am!)

Are there any extra costs on the day?

No, none at all. Everything you need to battle zombies is included. Any extras (like video recordings) are completely optional, and won't effect your odds of surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Do I need to be fit? Will I get hurt?

The Zombie Battle Experience involves elements of military training, so we recommended that your fitness and hatred of zombies is of a reasonable level.

That said, it's designed for everyone so you're not expected to be super fit. The zombies may jump on you, murmur ‘brains’ and hold you down, but not in a manner whereby you will get hurt. There is no fighting or violence. Not on our watch.

Is it suitable for women and children?

It is suitable for women. The minimum age to take part is 16 years old.

Is there somewhere to get food & drink?

Zombie fighting is hard work. Tea, Coffee and light snacks available on site for you to purchase.

Do you allow spectators?

There'll be no room for passengers come the zombie apocalypse. But, if you insist, you are more than welcome to spectate, although some training and missions can't be viewed due to the top secret military techniques taught.

Still got a question? Contact us

Locations

Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire (about 30 minutes by train from London Euston station).

Notes

Please note: this product is different to the Zombie Boot Camp in Droitwich.

Your voucher is valid for 10 months for one person. This experience is available on selected weekday nights and weekends.

The minimum age is 16 (if you have tough zombie-hating kids) and the maximum is 70. You must be reasonably fit as, like all zombie experiences, this requires a lot of movement and involves a lot of action - this isn't for the faint hearted!

On arrival, you'll be asked to sign a medical declaration form to declare any medical conditions and/or medication that is being taken

There aren't height or weight restrictions, but please make sure you're able to fit in standard-sized protective gear.

No live ammunition or weapons are used in the activities. All necessary equipment is provided on the day. You are advised to wear comfortable clothing suitable for outdoors with some limited running around - dress suitably for the time of year.

All dates are subject to availability.

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